Men in White

Thomas F. Wilson

Ed Klingbottom

Karim Prince

Roy Dubro

M. Emmet Walsh

Stanley

Brion James

Air Force

Wigald Boning

Dr. Strangemeister

Ben Stein

Men in Strangemeister's Head

George Kennedy

Army

Donna D'Errico

Press Secretary

Barry Bostwick

President Smith

Rodger Halston

Glaxxon

Don Stroud

Old Bob

John Bishop

G-Man

Patricia Elliott

Girl Scout Leader

Melissa Rivers

Female Reporter #1